- What it means when you’ve been assigned an 11:07am tee time on the final day of the tournament, and you know the awards ceremony is just after lunch.
- How to behave when you lie two on the ladies’ tee.
- How to explain yourself at your first lesson without doing so in a falsetto.
- What to do if they duck on the 5th when you yell “fore” on the 11th.
- The difference between a game that is a “problem” and a game that is a “mess”.
- “Bobby, you are a sick person but a very funny writer. I love your book. Whatever you write next, I’m buying it. I am mentioning this book whenever and to whomever I can."